Current JoyPoll results for 1198 entries:
What would you add to a Valentine's Day Survival Kit?
Suicide pills, ... for you, or for Hallmark?
82
6%
Massive quantities of chocolate, ... it might just tie you over until Easter.
257
21%
Perfect couple breakup ray gun, ... does it break them up with a beam, or do they just break up fighting over it?
219
18%
Blow-up Doll, ... rumors of your torrid love affair are inflated.
153
12%
I'm one of those folks that likes Valentine's Day, ... you're a florist, right?
126
10%
If I don't get my Significant Other something, I won't survive, ... same here... my cat can get very abusive. ;-)
182
15%
I'm waiting to swoop in on the rebound.
179
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and phenylethylamine.
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