Why shouldn't programmers add patio doors to their programs?

They always jam and they don't lock very well, ... be sure to cut a piece of wood to stick in the gap.	26	8%
They let too much light in. The geeky bits and bytes inside like it dark, ... you don't cover yours in tinfoil?	20	6%
A smarter option is a pet door, so your cat or dog can go in and out as they please, ... but then bugs can crawl in!	35	11%
I prefer to paint a tunnel on my program wall, so that when hackers try to go through it, they just smash on the bricks, ... I believe the ACME Corp sells those!	173	58%
I'm exiting out the IN door.	43	14%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and revolving doors.

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