Current JoyPoll results for 1498 entries:
What do you think is up with Dvorak liking his Mac?
He's trolling his Windows fans, ... he decided to Troll Different.
He's obviously been removed and replaced by an Apple-programmed duplicate, ... is it running OS X?
He finally drank the Kool-Aid, ... I can still taste that delicious Aqua flavor.
It's simple, Dvorak is nuts!
After years of being the grinch, it suddenly dawned on him that the Mac is more than just a computer. His heart and brain grew three sizes larger, and little Cindy-Lou Mac asked him to carve the Macworld roast tofu, ... stop it, I'm choking up!
OMG, DVORAK IS FAKE STEVE JOBS!!!!, ... if so, Frozen Hell just froze over!
What do you mean chickens don't have lips?
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the sky falling.
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