Current JoyPoll results for 1489 entries:
What else will Microsoft break out when Bill Gates retires in two years?
Tissues, ... yes, it's kinda sad thinking about poor Bill at home, playing alone all day in the vault.
20
1%
Champaign and caviar, ... well, perhaps just soda and potato chips.
46
3%
Vista (maybe), ... or maybe he will just take it with him?
515
34%
A whole lotta Linux, ... penguins march on Redmond!
198
13%
Viagra, ... I'm not even going to speculate why this is a poll option.
55
3%
They won't even notice, ... they will be too distracted by the gorilla in the boss's office.
202
13%
They'll just be happy they can finally put away the pentagrams and ram heads, ... the devil you say!
285
19%
I'm breaking out the results.
168
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and when I'm 64 bits.
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