Current JoyPoll results for 1136 entries:
What aspect of the Cult of Apple is most likely to brainwash you?
The software, ... that spinning beachball is actually a hypnosis disc.
62
5%
The hardware, ... do you chant the startup BONG?
46
4%
The combination of hardware and software, ... or is it that addictive new Apple smell.
368
32%
The iPod in particular, ... are you wearing a halo effect?
62
5%
Their places of worship, ... Apple stores... a Genius idea!
37
3%
Their leader, ... he prefers the term "reality distortion".
103
9%
Comics such as the above, ... YABBA DABBA DO.
113
9%
I am immune to Apple brainwashing, ... a side effect of all the anti-virus you have to run? ;)
234
20%
I am a member of the Viewing the Results Cult.
111
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Mac mantras.
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