Current JoyPoll results for 848 entries:
What's the most annoying thing about cats?
They can claw up the furniture, ... they're just tenderizing it!
36
4%
They often demand I get up early in the morning, ... they probably thought you were just taking a cat nap.
76
8%
They refuse to obey my commands, ... that's because you haven't signed the Oath of Subservience yet.
58
6%
They are sometimes less than gracious to their humble human servants, ... why should they be, you're a subservient!
100
11%
They refuse to divulge their plans for world domination!, ... there are no plans, they already dominate.
187
22%
Nothing! Cats are puuurrrrfect, ... obviously there are a lot of cats doing the JoyPoll.
131
15%
Protest vote for more dog comics, ... we will, if the cat lets us.
164
19%
I'm too much of a cool cat to vote.
96
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and just missing it by a whisker.
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