Current JoyPoll results for 1130 entries:
If you were the Apple Genius, what would you do?
Call the cops, ... can Apple be arrested for not having enough product?
27
2%
Pick up the Red Phone and call Batman, ... maybe you need to call Gotham City's Arkham Asylum first?
158
13%
Break up the fight, and auction the iPod shuffle, ... to the sniper go the spoils.
182
16%
Suggest to the kid to quit whining and let his Dad fight his own battles, ... also suggest he try using a little Brylcreem.
109
9%
Take the iPod shuffle and offer to break it into three pieces, and give a third to each, ... so you'd turn that stick of fun into Chicklets?
157
13%
Sit back at the Genius Bar and enjoy Fist Fight'n Friday, ... looks like your boss enjoys it too!
376
33%
I just like to view the results.
121
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and who's shufflely looking?
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