• The only sure things in life are death, and having to pay for Internet services.
• If you love your customers, give them free email. When you take it back and charge for it, the ones who can't pay will probably be old and die soon anyway.
• Apple Computer is a corporation, not a charity, so why should it give a damn about inconveniencing a whole bunch of people who can't afford its service now?
• If that Mac user really was smarter, he would have saved for his retirement.
• Shame on you Apple, you made that poor old cartoon man cry.
• After hearing about the .Mac charges, I was crying too.

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