What should Santa do now?
|Shut down the network, restore files from clean backups, and call the FBI, ... actually, he should probably call the Mounties!||77||24%|
|Get his techie elves working on identifying the strain of ransomware and decrypting his harddrive, ... sorry, but they are too busy trying to keep up with the AirPod Pro demand!||37||11%|
|Interrogate the elves who may have had access to Santa's computer!, ... don't forget Mrs. Claus, she's been acting suspicious lately.||13||4%|
|We've got to save Christmas! Pay the Ransom!!!, ... but if he pays, won't the Easter Bunny be next?||1||0%|
|Just walk away from it all. He shouldn't judge people and keep secret lists about them, and China is outproducing his elves. Besides, the North Pole is melting!, ... worst Christmas EVER!||132||42%|
|I'm blockchaining the results.||49||15%|