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Why do you think Amazon is giving away bananas?
They are nice, ... it gives them a certain a-peel! | 15 | 3% | |
They've determined potassium-infused shoppers order more online, ... they would have served avocado, but for those damn millennials buying them instead of homes. | 75 | 15% | |
They are tracking banana peel slip injuries, ... will this lead to Amazon health care for all Prime customers? | 4 | 0% | |
They are preparing Seattle for a post global warming ecosystem, ... they ain't monkeying around! | 19 | 3% | |
Bezos told his managers to "Find something to hand out to the chumps", but the managers heard "chimps", ... they making a monkey of us! | 130 | 27% | |
Bananas are just the first stage in preparing us to accept free brain implants, ... Alexa, she is always on my mind. | 153 | 32% | |
I go bananas for the free results! | 80 | 16% |
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