The JoyPoll!

When the battery dies and there's no charger, ... that's what's known as an electrical inconsole.	43	11%
When my amazing social media posts get no attention, ... luckily, the Library of Congress is saving them all, so future generations can know your genius.	63	17%
When my pet chooses my significant other to cuddle up with, instead of me, ... don't play favorites with your humans!	20	5%
Beachballs and streaming delays, ... bah! I remember when it took 15 minute to load an animated gif!	73	20%
When I send a text and I know they saw it but they are not responding, ... that's because they are waiting for The Joy of Tech sticker pack!	29	7%
When I'm thinking about it all day and I finally get home and then I discover somebody else has finished off all the ice cream, ... What? you didn't bring home more???	70	19%
I'm viewing the results, so can you make dinner?	66	18%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and feeling insoluble.

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