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Current JoyPoll results for 774 entries:

Absolute failure, ... only sheer, utter, categorically-total-losers think in absolutes.	22	2%
Absolute success, ... try not to sell a watch of success, but rather try to sell a watch of value.	131	16%
Relatively poor sales, ... you mean your cousins won't buy one?	120	15%
Relatively good sales, ... you mean after you buy one, you can sell your cousin your Fitbit?	244	31%
I'm holding out for an Apple sundial, ... better call Sol!	128	16%
I'm just glancing at the results.	121	15%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding pessimism.

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