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Current JoyPoll results for 918 entries:
If you were omnipotent, how would you manage the universe?
| I'm a nitpicker, so I'd micro-manage everything, even down to the quantum particles, ... you just want to be the one to discover that God particle. |
83 |
9% |
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| I'd just create stuff, then let it all manage itself, ... how messy is your house? |
100 |
10% |
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| I'd be involved in the big stuff, like making solar systems and such, but leave the insignificant stuff alone, ... don't sweat the small stuff! |
84 |
9% |
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| I'd listen to everyone's thoughts, then pass judgement on them, ... that's so old school. |
39 |
4% |
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| I'd play with people's minds... make bushes burn, have whales swallow people, and tell a guy to build an ark, ... as the Creator, I'd hope you be more creative. |
143 |
15% |
 |
| I'd unleash the Greek gods and make them fight the Norse gods, ... gentlemen please! Can't we omnipotents just get along? |
213 |
23% |
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| Kill all humans!!!, ... or just not get involved and watch us do it to ourselves. |
84 |
9% |
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| I see you when you're sleeping, I know when you're awake. I know if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. |
171 |
18% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I thought the Devil made potato chips!
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