Current JoyPoll results for 1493 entries:
If Apple did have an adult section of its store, what would be your favorite part of it?
iLove '08, the procreation suite, ... featuring iDirtyPhoto, iPornMovie, iPornWebsite, iDirtyDVD, and GangBang.
I'd go for the hardware, rather than the software, ... you like getting your hands dirty?
iPod Touch, couples edition, ... the more smudges the better.
Apple mudflaps, ... featuring the original Apple girl Eve!
iTunes Pornography Store, ... or does Vivid make you livid?
Apple match-making service, ... what's a Genius like you doing in a place like this?
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