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Current JoyPoll results for 775 entries:
Why do you think Steve Ballmer has a costume dungeon in his house?
| It came with the house, ... the vampire he bought it from hated Windows. |
26 |
3% |
 |
| So that no one recognizes him when he sneaks into Steve Ballmer Fan Club meetings, ... he doesn't like to draw attention to himself when he comes out of the closet. |
28 |
3% |
 |
| He's copying Steve Jobs's Magic Closet, ... it's not copying, it's closet innovation! |
111 |
14% |
 |
| It helps motivate the Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, ... I've got four words for you... I LOVE THIS COSTUME! |
88 |
11% |
 |
| What else do you do when you have 15 billion dollars, ... that's what tip jars were invented for. |
137 |
17% |
 |
| He needs the disguises so that when he is out shopping at the mall, people don't shout out "Hey Monkey Boy!", ... except at Halloween, when he doesn't wear a disguise. Then people just think he's someone dressed up like Monkey Boy. |
321 |
41% |
 |
| I'm just happy there wasn't some Apple fanboy dig about "needing a disguise while he rips people off." |
64 |
8% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the math behind the mask.
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