Current JoyPoll results for 1382 entries:
Which stage of relationship are you in with Apple?
Infatuation, ... drool glands getting a good work out?
88
6%
Love, ... I usually get a post-keynote glow.
175
12%
Commitment, ... so, you signed up with at&t too?
210
15%
Anger, ... Apple can do no wrong, except for when they completely screw us.
54
3%
Acceptance of the Reality, *sigh*, ... yes it's true, Apple's a company, not your best friend.
231
16%
I'm due to repeat the Cycle soon, ... it's an abusive relationship, but I think I can change her!
127
9%
Same as always... I hate Apple, ... dip her pigtails in ink then!
74
5%
Indifference, ... it's hard to ignore the iPhone in the room.
231
16%
I'm indifferent to everything, 'cept for viewing the results.
192
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I'm in the stalking Apple stage.
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