Current JoyPoll results for 1136 entries:
Which statement is the most true?
Mark Zuckerberg is a genius, ... and I bet you can think of 15 billion reasons why.
Mark Zuckerberg is out of his friggin' mind, ... it never hurts to ask, unless you're talking to an undercover Vice Squad officer.
I'm jealous that a scrawny 23 year old is probably going to be a billionaire before me, ... never underestimate the motivational power of jealousy.
If someone is stupid enough to pay billions for a piece of facebook, then it just goes to show The End is near, ... where will you be when the Bubble pops?
Zuckerberg remind me of a younger, scrawnier, greedier Bill Gates, ... there's always two of them.
Carl Sagan, with the exception of that whole Butt-Head Astronomer thing, rocked, ... "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you."
True is relative.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and overestimating the accuracy of the rounding for PR purposes.
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