Current JoyPoll results for 719 entries:
In your humble opinion, what is Linux Lass's greatest power?
Her power of Open Source, ... open, as in beer?
Her intimate knowledge of legalese, ... it's rumoured she dated a law student in college.
Her ability to rip licenses in half, ... we're talking 20-pound bond paper!
Her ability to strike back at evildoers with name-calling like "fuzzbald" and "proprietary pimp", ... evildoers just hate being teased.
Her impeccable sense of super heroine fashion, ... well, according to the union rules, it's gotta be eye-catching and comfortable, easily changable within seconds, and skin tight.
I think her real power is that she's a librarian.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and card catalog collapse.