Current JoyPoll results for 735 entries:
Steve Ballmer, ... that's not really fair, everyone knows he has the heart of Quasimodo.
Michael Jackson, ... isn't it amazing what plastic surgery can do these days?
The product of their union, ... do you mean Bubbles?
The Feds who dropped Microsoft's breakup, ... now that is really scary!
I try to see the inner beauty of monsters, ... you must be living in Never Never Land.
I'm breaking out into a sweat.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data only being skin deep.