Current JoyPoll results for 451 entries:
So why do you think they want to adopt a twelve year old, rather than have their own kids?
| They need to set their computer up before it's obsolete, ... computers don't become obsolete, people just upgrade faster. |
153 |
33% |
 |
| Actually, his wife's pregnant, and they'll be needing a cheap babysitter soon, ... just a hint, ... never skimp on the babysitter. |
126 |
27% |
 |
| Thirteen is their unlucky number, ... the Adoption Agency offers a one year warrantee. |
9 |
1% |
 |
| They are actually a race of aliens out to get a sample of twelve year old Earth life, ... they heard that 1989 was a good vintage. |
43 |
9% |
 |
| They are actually a pair of top-secret androids, that have gone haywire and are now obsessed with adopting children, ... in the hopes that these children can reprogram them to stop adopting children. |
73 |
16% |
 |
| I abandoned my vote on a doorstep. |
47 |
10% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone cutting the haywires.
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