
Current JoyPoll results for 1117 entries: What controls would you most like to wield?
			
				
					
			
					
				
						 
					Parental Controls, ... I bet they wish they used birth control. 
						42 
						3% 
						
						 
					Annoying Neighbor Controls, ... if you can't control him, there's always the starting a lawn mower at 6am trick. 
						54 
						4% 
						
						 
					Annoying Co-Worker Controls, ... would a Cubicle Confinement System suffice? 
						62 
						5% 
						
						 
					Significant Other Controls, ... if you believe that's possible, I have some beach front on Hoth you might be interested in. 
						63 
						5% 
						
						 
					Master of the Universe Controls, ... you're such a Skeletor. 
						450 
						40% 
						
						 
					Self Control, ... is that chocolate cake your Master? 
						342 
						30% 
						
						 
				I'm controlling the results with my mind. 
						104 
						9% 
						
			May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the findings of the Control Panel.

							
						 
						
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