
Current JoyPoll results for 1607 entries:
				
Most likely reason Al Gore needs those three 30" monitors?
				
					
						
					
							 
						He's attempting to open a portal to other universe, ... once its open, can he take us all there? 
							84 
							5% 
							
							 
						He needs the desktop space for inventing things, ... there's certainly no room on the desk! 
							24 
							1% 
							
							 
						He heard there's lots of money to be made in screen real estate, ... just ask Apple. 
							135 
							8% 
							
							 
						Everybody needs to spoil themselves now and then, ... amazing what carbon credits can get you these days. 
							268 
							16% 
							
							 
						TIME magazine was coming over, he had to do something fast to distract them from his messy office, ... that's more than a messy office... it's Global Clutter! 
							371 
							23% 
							
							 
						Those monitors really take the sting out of not winning that election, ... you should see his iPhone collection! 
							508 
							31% 
							
							 
					I'm still in denial that Al Gore turned out to be cooler than me. 
							217 
							13% 
							
				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and mandatory limitations on the reduction of rounding gases. 
				
					
						
					
							 
					
								 
							
											
								
							 
							
								 
						
											
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