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Current JoyPoll results for 1219 entries:
If you could talk with your computer, what would you say?
| I hate you, ... you just hate what it's turned you into. |
20 |
1% |
 |
| I love you, ... but only until the next processor comes along. |
211 |
17% |
 |
| Why do you hate me, ... it's what it was programmed to do. |
51 |
4% |
 |
| Tell me your secrets, ... forget your password again? |
141 |
11% |
 |
| Let's make a deal. You don't crash, and I won't curse you, ... that's what I tell my cab drivers. |
266 |
21% |
 |
| Please don't tell anyone about my porn collection, ... there's nobody here except me and the network. |
351 |
28% |
 |
| I do talk to my computer... in binary. |
179 |
14% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a noisy script.
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