
Current JoyPoll results for 1144 entries:
				
Most outrageous claim?
				
					
						
					
							 
						Apple is copying Microsoft's Longhorn, ... it is possible, especially if Jobs used his time machine to travel into the far future. 
							118 
							10% 
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						Tiger is a peripheral to iPod, ... I'm sure Apple wouldn't be too sad if everyone bought a Tiger for their 'Pod. 
							36 
							3% 
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						iPod users are thieves, ... ah, so that's why the iTunes music store never sells out of songs! 
							43 
							3% 
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						Longhorn will ship in a year or two, ... where's the beef? 
							204 
							17% 
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						Windows just works, ... it's worked insanely great for Bill Gates. 
							557 
							48% 
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						Pinocchio is kinda sexy, ... the size of the lie doesn't matter. 
							71 
							6% 
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					I've still got my strings. 
							115 
							10% 
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				May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wishing upon a star.
				
					
						
					
							 
					
								 
							
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