Current JoyPoll results for 1250 entries:
If you could knight Bill Gates, what title would you bestow upon him?
The Prince of Charity, ... that does add a dash of charming.
47
3%
Sir Hunch-a-lot, ... he picked up that habit from vultures.
21
1%
The Count of Spam and Viruses, ... there's so many, I thought they were un-Countable.
123
9%
Sir Richest Man in the World, sir, ... so you can buy respect?
58
4%
The Earl of Assimilation, ... or perhaps the Marquis of Monopoly?
112
8%
Sir WindowsSuks, ... or do you prefer Baron WindowsBlows?
80
6%
The Blue (Screen of Death) Knight, ... he's one of the Knights who say "Innovation."
243
19%
I'd put the sword to better use, ... that's one way to split up Microsoft!
440
35%
I'm curtsying the results.
126
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Royal We.
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