Current JoyPoll results for 577 entries:
Which medicine do you wish Dr. Nitrozac would prescribe you?
DayOff, in large doses, ... just don't settle for the generic AfternoonOff.
49
8%
CareerChange, ... sometimes CareerChange is as good as aRest.
57
9%
ExtendedVacation, ... warning, ExtendedVacation can produce the unwanted side-effect of BeingReplaced.
111
19%
iQuit!, ... do not use while operating machinery, including chainsaws, steamrollers, or electric scissors.
49
8%
MotiVation, ... sometimes sold as Brown Nasel Spray, the-suck-up-to-the-boss-to-get-ahead-medicine.
144
24%
Laughter is working for me, ... take three JoTs a week, do the JoyPoll, and tell me about it in the Forums.
114
19%
I don't do virtual drugs, but will take the results.
53
9%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and data-congestion.
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