I ignore them, ... forgive us for making you read most of them in the comic.	159	60%
I take them seriously, as I have Apple stock!, ... it's not like you were selling soon anyway, right?	10	3%
I take them seriously, as I make money off them, ... do you write them, sell ads off them, short stock, or is there an Apple micro-betting site?	3	1%
I love reading them, they are my version of trashy novels!, ... well, they do provide an escape from reality, while still keeping your foot in a Reality Distortion Field.	59	22%
I'm rumored to be just viewing the results.	43	16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the guy in charge of rounding set to retire.

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