Current JoyPoll results for 1160 entries:
What do you wish was really real?
Santa Claus, ... yeah, but then he'd see when you are sleeping, and know when you've been bad.
53
4%
The Tooth Fairy, ... too bad you can't buy back your real teeth when you're older.
16
1%
A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, ... it's more likely to be a pot belly at the end of the buffet.
231
19%
Internet Tubes, ... Internet Tubes rock, but they can end up smelling like Internet Monkey dung.
165
14%
Fake Steve Jobs, ... is there an Alternate Universe Fake Steve Jobs? And is he Real?
126
10%
Um, I don't understand this question... those are all real, aren't they?, ... yes Virginia, just keep clicking on that Money Tree.
420
36%
I'm crying now, thank you very much for spoiling everything!
149
12%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and roundtards.
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