Current JoyPoll results for 1373 entries:
What are you thinking about every seven seconds, lately?
Sex, ... hopefully the act lasts longer than seven seconds.
354
25%
The iPhone, ... "gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna have a little Friday June 29th at 6PM delight..."
68
4%
Having phone sex while using an iPhone, ... are you using unCover Flow?
103
7%
Sex with an iPhone, ... and afterwards, share a sync?
42
3%
Watching two iPhones have sex, ... you're hoping they will breed?
68
4%
Wondering if there's any way to trade sex for an iPhone, ... the world's newest profession.
192
13%
Mmmmmm... donuts, ... just don't put your sticky fingers all over my iPhone.
329
23%
I can't hold a thought for seven seconds.
217
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and rounding interruptions every seven seconds.
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