Current JoyPoll results for 1219 entries:
If you could talk with your computer, what would you say?
I hate you, ... you just hate what it's turned you into.
20
1%
I love you, ... but only until the next processor comes along.
211
17%
Why do you hate me, ... it's what it was programmed to do.
51
4%
Tell me your secrets, ... forget your password again?
141
11%
Let's make a deal. You don't crash, and I won't curse you, ... that's what I tell my cab drivers.
266
21%
Please don't tell anyone about my porn collection, ... there's nobody here except me and the network.
351
28%
I do talk to my computer... in binary.
179
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a noisy script.
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