Current JoyPoll results for 1545 entries:
Why do you think Steve wants to settle this case?
He just wants to go home early, ... to catch BayWatch reruns?
59
3%
Because he is sick of seeing his lawyers, ... lately they've been getting on his case.
55
3%
He is one of the parents suing, ... or maybe he's the brain damaged son?
65
4%
Because he knows a jury would find for the plaintiff, ... especially if the jury is made up of his peer to peers.
75
4%
He knows first-hand the devastating effects of a David Hasselhoff TV series, ... not to mention the havoc one of his albums can wreak.
770
49%
KITT, his artificial intelligence-enhanced supercar, advised him to, ... are you sure he wasn't being sarcastic?
320
20%
KARR told me to view the results.
201
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and car chases.
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