Current JoyPoll results for 1097 entries:
What's your current body language saying?
I need caffeine, ... well, if you don't get any, you can always go the "Consciousness is overrated" route.
173
15%
I will kill you if you touch my mouse, ... and pry your cold dead hands off your coffee mug?
57
5%
Consciousness is overrated, ... ah, to sleep perchance to not even dream.
183
16%
My body may be slumped, but my mind is a prizefighter, ... is that where the caffeine comes into play?
138
12%
I am working very hard on this important company business, as I do the JoyPoll, ... maybe you should get the rest of the office to help you?
168
15%
Thanks for the comic Nitrozac and Snaggy, I'll let you live another day, ... whew! And for sparing us, we'll serve up another soon.
282
25%
My body's viewing the results.
96
8%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the cat's meow.
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