The new Mac Pro...
|Meh, ... too many holes in it for you?||76||16%|
|Finally, a Mac Pro for pros!, ... well, for the pros making dough anyway.||88||19%|
|I don't need that kind of power, so I don't want one, ... can I just buy the case and put a trash can Mac Pro inside?||55||12%|
|I don't need that kind of power, but I'd love one!, ... how dearly I want that monitor!||157||34%|
|Suck it up lamers, I'm getting one!, ... so am I... circa 2035.||12||2%|
|I'm towering over the results.||70||15%|