What's your favorite pre-Christmas sales carol?
|We Wish You A Merry Cyber-Monday, ... sung mainly to merchants.||7||4%|
|The 12 days of Black Friday Sales, ... on the day after Halloween, the marketers targeted me, and the mall put up a Christmas tree!||18||10%|
|Click click, click, clitty-click Night, ... clickity-click Night, double-click night, all's secure, all's https. Round yon virgin mouser and cursor...||12||7%|
|Joy To The Cart, (my shopping's done!), ... let me, receive, my stuff!||51||30%|
|O Come, All Ye Prime-ers, ... joyfull and free shipping, oh come thee oh come thee to Amazon.||12||7%|
|Jingle Bezos, ... Dashing through the deals, in an algorithm powered cart, o'er with Jeff we go, he's laughing all the way!||17||10%|
|I'm singing the results.||49||29%|