What's the lesson here?
|Never judge a website by its cover, ... and never believe a seal of approval!||28||9%|
|Don't be a silly seal. The fish isn't free, you're paying with your flipper data!, ... the Internet has become a circus.||69||23%|
|I've tried places like that a few times, they were more like Plenty of Walruses, ... I hope you didn't end up with crabs.||40||13%|
|Consumers really look for free shipping!, ... and when they don't get it... oh stop with your blubbering!||32||10%|
|I don't care about the lesson, just tell me where that seal got a portable iMac! drool!, ...it's not really portable, it runs on tidal power.||68||23%|
|I'm barking for the results.||57||19%|