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Current JoyPoll results for 477 entries:

Why do you think Amazon is giving away bananas?

They are nice, ... it gives them a certain a-peel! 15 3%
They've determined potassium-infused shoppers order more online, ... they would have served avocado, but for those damn millennials buying them instead of homes. 75 15%
They are tracking banana peel slip injuries, ... will this lead to Amazon health care for all Prime customers? 4 0%
They are preparing Seattle for a post global warming ecosystem, ... they ain't monkeying around! 19 3%
Bezos told his managers to "Find something to hand out to the chumps", but the managers heard "chimps", ... they making a monkey of us! 130 27%
Bananas are just the first stage in preparing us to accept free brain implants, ... Alexa, she is always on my mind. 153 32%
I go bananas for the free results! 80 16%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the rounding going brown.

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