Current JoyPoll results for 740 entries:
What would you program your H2001 to do?
| Sterilize my cubicle, ... perhaps start by emptying the garbage cans occasionally. |
24 |
3% |
 |
| Swear, ... an oath of allegience I hope. |
74 |
10% |
 |
| Spit, ... it's something a squirt like you would do. ;) |
18 |
2% |
 |
| Serve martinis, ... sterilized, not stirred. |
294 |
39% |
 |
| Serve Man, ... goes down well with a glass of Earth water I hear. |
102 |
13% |
 |
| Self-Destruct, ... Code 000 Destruct 0. |
128 |
17% |
 |
| I sterilized my vote. |
100 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the ultimate achievement in computer evolution.
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