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How would you survive an avalanche of money?
Move away from the center of the avalanche, where the money moves fastest, ... how about you just go skiing on Mt. Cupertino? | 46 | 7% | |
Swim to stay near the surface of the cash, ... I usually just drown in debt. | 123 | 18% | |
I'd use one of those new flotation air bags, ... is it filled with David Einhorn's hot air? | 70 | 10% | |
I would stuff bills into every pocket and orifice, ... aren't you glad you're wearing clean underwear! | 153 | 23% | |
I wouldn't try, as I want to die happy, ... you can't take it with you, except for the coins on your eyes. | 102 | 15% | |
I'm viewing the results from a safe distance. | 152 | 23% |
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