How else could you help the poor billionaires of Facebook?
You could hold a garage sale and donate the proceeds to Facebook, ... sell your junk, after all, that's what Facebook did in its IPO. | 16 | 1% | |
Make it a bake sale!, ... make sure you kill your flour before you eat it. | 38 | 3% | |
Dig through your couch for change, ... send them your crumbs too! | 26 | 2% | |
Take out a second mortgage to help them get by, ... your bank will be happy, after all, they made a fortune shorting the stock. | 22 | 2% | |
Make my profile as public as possible, so they can sell more of my private information!, ... Zuck, you are not allowed to vote twice. | 105 | 9% | |
Maybe I'll just never, ever go to Facebook, so they can save on bandwidth charges, ... awwww, such a sacrifice! | 755 | 68% | |
OK OK, enough of the sarcasm!!!!! | 139 | 12% |
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