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Current JoyPoll results for 1432 entries:
Best alternative ending?
At 2;14am on August 29, iPod Shuffle becomes self aware, ... I tried to shut it down, but didn't have the right headphones. |
373 |
26% |
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iPOD 9000 sings "Daisy, Daisy" as Steve Jobs shuts down its higher memory functions, ... oh no, please tell me we won't be seeing Phil Schiller as a spacebaby soon! |
263 |
18% |
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Resistance is futile, and we are all assimilated by iPod Shuffle, ... at least we're not part of a Zune Collective. |
100 |
6% |
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iPod shuffle keeps shrinking and shrinking, finally entering into a quantum realm with these final words... "To God there is no zero. I still exist.", ... yes, but how many songs can dance on its head? |
229 |
15% |
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iPod shuffle soon appears on Dancing with the Stars, ... he's doing a dance-off against Clippy. |
157 |
10% |
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Hannah the Shuffle Genius says "Oh, and by the way, yes, you can eat iPod Shuffle!", ... I wish it came in blueberry. |
132 |
9% |
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I chose the alternative to choosing an alternative. |
178 |
12% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and I took the blue pill.
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