Current JoyPoll results for 770 entries:
Best way for Woz to secure a victory on Dancing with the Stars?
Hire the Rockettes to dance with him, ... if they are booked already, perhaps the Phil Schiller Showgirls can help?
The Rise of the Geeks. Millions of geeks pool their resources and get out the vote!, ... ah, so that's what all this social networking was training us for!
Pranks! Use humor to win over the judges and audience, ... just beware of the Revenge of the Pranked!
The only way to win at this Kobayashi Maru no-win scenario is to reprogram the parameters, ... he might be awarded a commendation for "original thinking."
HaXoR the results, ... so instead of fancy footwork, you're advocating fancy fingerwork?
Practice, practice, PRACTICE, ... only 10,000 hours and he'll be a genius.
He's already won, just by being picked.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and fancy footwork.
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