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Current JoyPoll results for 1061 entries:
What's the most appropriate mantra for your company?
| To Serve Man, ... you are a Hooter's waitress? |
95 |
8% |
 |
| Pretend to look busy, ... joypoll reading counts as busy. |
197 |
18% |
 |
| Screwing things up impeccably, ... at least they strive to be the best at something. |
83 |
7% |
 |
| Where dreams go to die, ... Undertakers of Inspiration. |
145 |
13% |
 |
| Work until death, ... then repeat. |
106 |
9% |
 |
| Striving for a bailout, ... perhaps someday someone will think you worthy of throwing money at. |
55 |
5% |
 |
| Insanely grateful I still have a job, ... just don't let the boss see you surfing webcomics! |
234 |
22% |
 |
| My mantra is not appropriate! |
146 |
13% |
 |
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and manifestations of divine consciousness.
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