Current JoyPoll results for 632 entries:
So what are your thoughts about her boyfriend?
He's a cheap bastard, ... he claims his copy and paste time is worth a lot.
How sweet. It's the thought that counts, ... an ASCII rose by any other name...
Wow, twelve dozen ASCII roses! How did he afford the bandwidth, ... he compressed them, to save a bit.
If he doesn't get her something else, he's going to lose her, ... and I suppose you will be there to comfort her?
He's ok, but man, is she ever a bitch, ... oh OK, well here is your Christmas present...
there, how does it feel?
I am her boyfriend. She's getting her real gift on the night before Christmas, ... would that be cookies or nookies?
I'm thinking to myself... thanks for the great gift idea!
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Santa's GNOMEs.