Current JoyPoll results for 231 entries:
Now that they have him, how should the U.S. punish Evil Bert?
Make him move in with Ernie again, ... but that's what made him evil in the first place!
Make him undergo a sex change, then release him back to the Taliban, ... it would have to be done under a veil of secrecy.
Don't punish him, make him a senior advisor to the Pentagon, ... for some, that would be a punishment.
Make him spend a weekend in Las Vegas with Big Bird, ... including tickets to Wayne Newton!
One word... Snuffalupagus, ... whoa, that has mind blowing implications!
I viewed Snuffalupagus.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and sunny days, taking the clouds away.