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Current JoyPoll results for 652 entries:

What is your favorite feature of the Ballmer Action Figure?
The realistic sweat stains, ... aren't you glad they're not scratch and sniff? 16 2%
The maniacal look on his face, ... you should see the faces he makes when you're not looking at him. 26 3%
His patented Flailing Limbs™ arm movements, ... warning, do not operate when tired or in a confined area. 78 11%
His vocabulary of 4 words, ... "developer" is a bonus word. 57 8%
You can bend and manipulate him for a change, ... action figures always pick on the puppets. 194 29%
The fact that you can't get one, ... well, there is one out there, on the loose. 207 31%
I prefer my Ballmer voodoo doll. 74 11%

May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and The Consumer Product Safety Commission.
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