Current JoyPoll results for 647 entries:
So if these dead people were killed by computer crashes, why would they want to support Microsoft?
Dead People are dumb, ... ya, we'll at least they're not booting Windows! ;)
Corpses love to send corpus, ... and that, ladies and corpuscles, is my corpus delicti.
It's the Curse of the Blue Screen of Death, ... is that the blue light people keep seeing?
As long as Microsoft stays alive, it's still nice in the AfterLife, ... The Gates of Hell is on Earth for the time being.
This cartoon killed me.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the coroner's report.