Current JoyPoll results for 672 entries:
What Specs do you usually wear?
X Specs, ... watch out for all that Carbon on the lenses.
Classic MacOS Specs, ... they're great, except for that unprotected magnification.
Penguin-powered Shades, ... you always did look good with a Tux.
Windows Blinders, ... they block out all that distracting competition.
Sun Goggles, ... do you see a bright future?
I wear dual-boot focals, ... have you tried chip-ons?
When it comes to computer vision, I'm blind, ... sometimes it's better not to know you're about to crash.
I view the results, but just barely.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and astigmatism.