Current JoyPoll results for 564 entries:
What's the leading cause of dotcom death?
Old age, ... dotcom years are kinda like dog years.
Murder, ... it's a dotcom eat dotcom world out there.
Suicide, ... you can tell it's a suicide because they leave a note... the prospectus.
Starvation, ... dotcom calorie intake is often measured in CPM.
Hearing the word "dotcom" too much, ... it has the strange ability to render executives dot-delusional.
I'm dotcalmed by the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Spirit of Free Enterprise.
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