Current JoyPoll results for 540 entries:
What's your favorite Distortion Field?
The classic Reality Distortion Field, ... did you feel it last week? It's an insanely great thing!
The new Profanity Distortion Field, ... I'm sure this will come in handy if Steve ever appears on South Park.
The Starbucks Distortion Field, ... you know, the one where you gladly pay 10 bucks for a coffee and muffin.
The Jeff Bezos Distortion Field, ... when mixed with Steve's, it produces the Ginger Distortion Field.
The Nitrozac Distortion Field, ... occurs when a character in the comic starts to look and act just like you!
I distorted the results.
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Snaggy Distortion Fields.
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