Current JoyPoll results for 796 entries:
What's your favorite feature of the digital lifestyle water cooler?
The Aqua interface, ... you don't just want to lick it, you do lick it. |
123 |
15% |
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The built in webcam, ... it also reads lips. |
27 |
3% |
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The pre-installed office jokes, ... sanitized via the politically correct filter. |
81 |
10% |
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It's heavy water compatible, ... used as a moderator in some overly-active offices, because it effectively slows down neurons. |
133 |
16% |
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The hidden compartment for keeping beer cold, ... soon to become the most well-known secret in the office. |
355 |
44% |
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I'm drinking in the results. |
77 |
9% |
|
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a 99.5% pure grade uranium case.
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